| May. 11th, 2008 @ 05:49 am 48. |
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Current Mood:  annoyed
Great, now my sister's here. This place just keeps getting better and better.
Tucker, seriously man, I don't wanna shoot you... But I will. Stay the fuck away from her. Go find some stupid alien to fuck around with. Really dude, leave her alone.
Sister, there are some rules you have to follow while you're here, ok? Pretty simple, just... pay attention: 1- STAY AWAY FROM TUCKER! 2- Don't embarrass the family. (This means keeping your clothes ON.) 3- Don't touch the monsters. They're real here, not fake like the ones in those amusement parks we used to go to. Stay away from them. 4- Seriously, stay away from Tucker. I'll kill him if he touches you.
Church, man, can you... like, take care of her or something? She is a Blue and all. Just don't let anything happen to her or I'll hunt you down. Got it? Thanks.
Ash- Am I amusing enough? I know we're still hanging out at the house and all... I just didn't want to get bored with me. I'm pretty sure I know how to do something other than bad juggling... Oh, I can fold into the size of luggage. Wanna see? I wanted to go somewhere with Simmons once, told him I could fit in his bag... No one believed me. Turns out, I can... I still didn't get to go to that thing. Stupid Simmons.
Speaking of Simmons, dude you've been quite for this whole apocalypse things. No orders or weird expressing of feelings for Donut. What gives, dude? |