I think it looks more like a puma.

I.HATE.YOU!

You know! This was really a test! To see how YOU would react! I DON'T LIKE YOU!

Consider us not brother and sister. Hmph!

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.... well, that was a bit of a turn from what I was expecting, but hell, I'm glad you're not pregnant, at any rate.

Grif, she asked me to not hurt you, so whatever. She just tricked your ass, but if you're gonna come after me, come and get it.

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Yeah well! I'm sick of him!

You know! Now I don't want to be a mom! Ever!

I.HATE.GRIF!

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HATE!

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Son of a bitch, Nani, do not scare me like that. Fucking hell, what were you thinking?

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Don't say you hate me, please. You know I'd rather die than have you hate me. You're my baby sister. You should have expected a reaction like that from me... I mean, come on, Kai, at least give me a chance to get to know this guy before you go telling me he got you pregnant. You scared the shit out of me.

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NOTHING! I WAS THINKING NOTHING! LOOK WHO'S CHANGED NOW! BITCH!

Don't care. Go bug Ash.

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I've been pregnant before! Far too many times!! Guh! Don't you ever pay attention to me?! Ever?!

Yeah well- Who cares!

Seriously! Not cool! This would totally be different if this was you and Ash. If Ash was pregnant and I said something you would do the same! Yet who would be the one doing wrong!? ME!

All I wanted and all I ever want is for you to stand by MY CHOICE not yours.

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Kai... I... please.... I'm so sorry, Nani. I do pay attention to you. I think you were pregnant when I was in the Gulch... I couldn't... I didn't... Oh Nani... Ash and me, we're not having kids... least not right now. They're kind of a big deal. And you'd have every right to be pissed at her and me if you wanted... I... Damn, Kai, I really screwed up, huh? I'm sorry, Nani. I... I do support you. I know you think, especially right now, that I don't, but I do... I really do.

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Yeah- Exactly. When you were in Gulch! I was pregnant seven times! SEVEN! Going to threaten to kill all those other men too? I wouldn't mind! They were all assholes! But still!

Hey! I'm pissed about you and Ash anyway. Yeah! I would be pissed! I wouldn't go threatening to kill the Father! Mother! Person! Did you ever think that MAYBE I wanted a kid? That I MAYBE wanted to actually be something? Be responsible for someone? Plus! If you killed Tucker! I would be a single mom! Ever thing about that part?

Yeah you did. First time ever since you left for the army I've actually hated you. No you don't! If you supported me you would never have threatened TO THE PUBLIC that you were going to kill my boyfriend! Or is that caring for me?

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Yes, I will kill all of those mother fuckers, especially if they hurt you. I'll hunt them all down for that shit. No one gets away with messing with my little sister.

Why are you pissed at me and Ash? And I... I never knew you wanted to be a mother... Kai... I.... Wow, I don't think I've ever been this hurt before in my life, at least, you know, not in that emotional way...

I want you to be happy, Nani. I'll do whatever it takes, anything, to make this up to you. I.... I'm so sorry Kai.

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Well half of them I did need the money for! I guess at the time! They were worth it! Even if some were a little....EWE! Yeah! Hunt them down! These ones I don't have a problem about!

I'm not pissed at you and Ash, I've just never APPROVED of you and Ash. Yes- Mom always told me I would turn out like her and that I could never be a mother! Really?

Can I have the bigger room?

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I'll kill them all as soon as we get out of this place, Nani.

Approved? I thought you liked Ash. Why would you turn out like Mom? You don't have a beard and there's no way you could eat that much. You'd probably be... an ok mom, I guess. And yeah, really.

What about this? You're room's on one of the outer sides of the house any way, I'll just build an extension on. Ok? So it'll still be the same room... only bigger. Would that make you happy?

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YAY! Thanks Dex!

It's weird! It's like! I don't want to like her! But I do. I've not liked any of the other girls you have ever talked to or anything. You're dating this one. I hate it, but for you to be happy I kept quiet!
I would be such an awesome mom! I would like! So prove everyone wrong that I couldn't ever be!

You would build something for me? Are you feeling okay? YAY! I would like that!

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No problem. Like I said, no one messes with my little sister.

You... Really? Wow, Kai, I never knew. I mean I knew you didn't like some of the girls I used to talk to back home... But I never really knew why. Don't worry Nani, no girl could ever take your place, ok ?
Yeah, Kai, I think you would prove them wrong.

You've wanted that room pretty much ever since you got here. And I really screwed up big time, so I owe you. So yeah, I'll build your room.

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YAY! I love my big brother!

Because! I don't want them to take my place! Not awesome if they take my place! But! But! But! Dex! There's bound to be one girl that will take my place. And I will take Simmy's advice and kill them in their sleep! BECAUSE I GET TO DO THAT!

I would! Best mummy ever!

Yeah! My room is small and small! I don't like small! YAY! Can I help? CAN DEX HELP!

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I love you too, Kai.

Like I said no one will ever take your place. You're family, means you're more important than anyone else... ever... Yeah. Got that?

Yeah, I guess you can help. Sure.

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! You are the best brother ever!!!

Really? Awesome! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!

YAY! This will be so awesome! I wont do much! I want to see you work! And Dex can help too and then you and Dex can get to know each other!!!

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Thanks.

And, um, did you mean Tucker can help? Because... I am Dex and I'm pretty sure I already know myself...

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For?

Nope! Dex! You know! My pet monster that has been living in the house for more than a week! He's awesome! He follows me around!

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Yeah, I'm an only child, man, I dunno. This kinda shit doesn't come up when you don't have any brothers or sisters.

And the fuck are you talking about, gross alien kid? I don't have any kids. The fuck do people keep asking me about that for?

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Trust me, it's not fun. Just... you know, try to put yourself in my place for a minute and see what I might have been a little angry about this.

You had one... It got blown up... with Tex in that ship... You don't remember that? That's weird because you definitely had one.

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Yeah, there's a little angry, and then there's threatening to horribly murder the guy that just died. I'd like to at least make it through an entire day before someone tries to off me again.

No, I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I had a kid, especially some fucked up alien kid, man. That's not the sort of thing you can just forget.

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Yeah, sorry about that. We're cool, though, I guess.

You had one, man, I swear. Ask Church.... or Tex. They both saw it. We all saw that weird thing.

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Yeah, it's fine. Not like you knew about the whole being dead thing, I guess.

No, seriously. I-- oh, fuck, wait. What's that shit that happens when you die here, again? You come back to life, but there's something else.

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Yeah, I hadn't really heard about that... So... Um, sorry?

You forget something when you die here... I guess that's what you forgot, dude. It's probably for the better, that thing was disgusting.

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Yeah. For the record? I think the whole being dead thing is why Church is pissed off all the time. Because, seriously? That sucked. Like, I'd rather listen to Sarge talk for a week than do that again.

Huh. Forget something. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. That sounds pretty fucked up, though, I'm glad I forgot about that.

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Um, yeah, I don't know if ANYONE wants to listen to Sarge talk for a week for any reason. The death is probably better than that.

Yeah, good thing man... Too bad you have a ton of people here to remind you about it.

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I dunno. You wouldn't think so, but then you actually die. I'm not saying listening to Sarge talk is a huge step in the right direction, but... I dunno, it's at least a little better.

Ugh. Yeah, god damn it. At least I don't remember whatever the hell it was. Fuckin' sounds like something out of a bad science fiction book or something.

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Hum, maybe. I'll let you know what I think if I ever die.

Looked like something out of a bad science fiction book too, dude.

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...I would say something here about how it's dumb to do things like that for the hell of it, but it would be extremely hypocritical of me. So I'm just going to sigh.

[Exagerrated sigh]

Is she - are you two okay? From what I can read, she's pretty steamed.

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I think we're ok now. I mean I promised her some stuff and all... I think it's ok... Hey, um, you know anything about building a house? Actually just part of a house, an extension onto an already built house.

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I know a thing or two, yeah. Might have to ask Sarge for help depending on where you want to build.

...what are you planning, anyway?

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So, um, I kind of promised to build Sister a bigger room, like an addition to what she already has... And it's a promise so I have to do it... and... You want to help? I hear building is fun.

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Wow, Dex. I'm really proud of you.

Sure, I'll help. I like to build things. When do we start?

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